Knob Creek By Moe and Skippy

 

Now let me begin this article by saying that if you do not like guns, controlled violence or hillbillies that have both then please cease reading at this point. Skip also says if you don't have a sense of humor he hopes your dog dies!

Skip and I have been looking forward to Knob Creek Machine gun shoot since we went up there in the spring. Where else in the world can you fire mini guns, cannons, flame throwers, and every other destructive device that you can dream up in your beedy twisted hillbilly mind(Continued keep going down ) .

Now we will get to knobcreek shoot but first we need to get to Hillbilly Stew's shoot the night before. It was a nice ride up thru the hills of Tennessee and Kentucky with Black Sabbath and Dead Star Assembly taking considerable IPOD time during the trip. We arrived at Stews to partake in various events including steak and some beer. It was then after a couple hours that we decided to go to Stews private property shooting range. Now let it loose AR15 , MAC 10, M1 Enforcer, 45 and every other thing we could load on various and assundry hillbilly targets. (Continued keep going down )

(Hillbilly Skip appears to like the MAC 10)

About an hour later after creating this disturbance here come two state trooper cars. Now I had a loaded 45 in one hand and a beer in the other (note to my mother not drunk). We had a lot of weapons (registered and legal mind you) and a lot of ammo. Know I don't know about your state but that is a bad situation to be in. In fact in our home town they would call the FEDS as they were putting on the rubber gloves to invade your hillbilly virginity but I digress. These policemen were as polite and friendly as I have ever seen. I believe in fact had they not been on duty they would have takens some shots with us!(Continued keep going down )

(If you can't take a joke you should not be reading the twisted hillbilly! Hillbilly Skip and Hillbilly Moe ready to go red dawn style)

Now on Saturday we arrived at Knob Creek which lies about a stones throw from Fort Knox outside of Louisville around noon. Now there are all kinds of twisted acitivites going on. First there is the general flee market that with the right paperwork and licensening you can buy everything from military surplus to touret mountatin machine guns. Then of course there is the Jungle walk where you can test your skills on a jungle course killing vietnemes with the rented maching gun of your choice. But the real show is the firing line. Now it is impossible for me to describe the sheer force and power when they light up all the guns on the firing line during each session. I have added a video below because I think it speaks better to the subject (continued keep going down) (special thanks to dphardesty youtube) Turn off the player at the bottom so you can really hear the guns!!!!

But now if you think that is it you ought to see the night shoots. Check out the hillbilly hellraising below!!!!

&nbs

(special thanks to http://www.youtube.com/user/7six2 youtube!!!!)

And I think that speaks for itself! So Check out the pics below and come join us in the Spring!!!!!!!!;

Osama Bin Hillbilly

 

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

Machine guns for sale or rent!

Hillbilly Skip at his finest

 

Hillbilly Moe and the Mac 10

 

They take Credit Cards!!!!